"It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV"

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Yes, the rumours you may have heard have been true....

I HAVE RE-WRITTEN MY HOMEPAGE!!!!!

Here are a couple of pages that I've written

• Homer and his Brain
• Sex: The story about a man and his dog
• Things to do when stuck in a traffic jam!
  Here's a couple...
  1. Honk your horn (old favourite)
  2. Sing to the song on the radio
  3. Sing to the song on the radio of the car beside you
  4. Make up your own song to sing
  5. Put on a Barry Manilow tape/CD/8-track (it is suggested that you try everything else on this list before you try this one!)

Some of my favourite places on the web

The Simpsons Archive
The Official HSV Website
NBC's Homepage